2004: A Year for Witches
I talked crap @ 9:55 p.m. on 12.21.04
2004: a year for witches
This year democrats stressed their superior brains. (bumper sitckers: SOME VILLAGE IN TEXAS IS MISSING THEIR [sic] IDIOT; JOHN KERRY-BRINGING COMPLETE SENTENCES BACK TO THE WHITE HOUSE.) A campaign flier in Tennessee pictured George W. Bush's face superimposed on that of a runner in the Special Olympics, and proclaimed this message: "Voting for bush is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, youre still retarded."
Martha Stewart was sentenced to prison for lying about a crime she was not charged with.
Scott Peterson was convicted of double murder--killing his wife, and killing his unborn child, a problematioc idea given the curren understanding of abortion rights.
Before death tardily overtook another dispenser of death, Yasir Arafat, he received a letter from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals-well, of animals other than people-sdking him to stop using donkeys in suicide bombings. It was said that the death of this winner of the Nobel Peace Prize might make peace possible.
Nashville Tenn. schools stopped displaying the honor rolls of A students because some parents complained that the displays might hurt the feelings of dimmer students
In Washington state, the puyallup school district ended the gradeschool tradition of children parading in Halloween costumes, partly because some costumes might be offensive to real witches. Siad a district spokeswoman, "Witches with pointy noses and things like that are not respective [sic] symbols of the Wiccan religion, and we want to be respectful of that."
In Michigan, Jon Black Cusack named his son Jon Blake Cusack 2.0
By oct. 24, the war in Iraq had lasted longer than the U.S. involvement in the 1st world war.
The massachusets Supreme Judicial Court ignited a debate about whether homosexuals could do more damage to the institution of marriage than heterosexuals are doing. Britney Spears has been married twice this year, so far.
What, besides Janet Jackson's breast do you remember about the Super Bowl?
At the Olympics, an elite collection of NBA stars lost to Puerto Rico and Argentina, but hey, they beat the Lithuanians after losing to them.
Early in 2004, Alex rodriguez, eager to win a World Series, was courted by the Yankees and Red sox, and signed with...oh well (he signed with the Yankees, but the Sox won)
2004: a Year for Witches; courtesy of newsweek magazine
